Sunday, February 28, 2010

In Case You Missed Sunday's Sermon

Lately, I have missed out on Sunday sermons. So when I received this in my email, I thought... I have to post this for others who may have missed their Sunday sermon.

"Four Worms and a Lesson"


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following

The first worm in alcohol
DEAD


The second worm in cigarette smoke
DEAD


Third worm in chocolate syrup

Dead



Fourth worm in good clean soil
Alive!

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, 
you won't have worms!" 


That pretty much ended the sermon.

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3 comments:

Krysti said...

This is soooo YOU! LOL! Glad to know I am totally WORM FREE! WOOHOO! Awesome post bb!

Aim4theNeck said...

LMFAO... That's awesome!!!

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

hahaha so true!